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Corrupt a wish!

Dan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:45:20 GMT

Saw this on another forum, it's a simple game, really...

Somebody posts something they want. For example: "I want to win the lottery!"

Then the next person corrupts the dream: "You won, but you washed the winning ticket in your pants and it disintegrated"

Okay, I'll start.

"I want a job that pays six figures"

Best Video Editing Software?

Will Post For Food — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:23:27 GMT

I'd like to film a movie sometime but I'm not sure what program is the best for editing it. I want to be able to do a lot with the movie. So what would be the best?

Question

SouthOfHeaven — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:37:30 GMT

Okay so I unno if ya'll knwo but my roommates (with the exception of my bestfriend and my fiance) are the most disrespectful pieces of shit ever.But thats really kinda besides the point.. I've asked Jared SEVERAL times to quit lookin up porn onmy Pc.. it slows things down.. and overall makes it run like shit.. and he won't..I've tried parental controlls and they dont seem to work.. what would ya'll suggest as the best way to block it?

Help?

SouthOfHeaven — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:35:08 GMT

I keep having this dream I am searching for something.. and when i come close to gettin it i wake up.. now normally i can fall back to sleep and cont the same dream but with these i can't.. what could this mean?

What do you eat for breakfast?

Dan — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:19:56 GMT

For me it's either cereal, waffles, bagels or eggs.

I can't believe many people dont even have a breakfast ;O

Attorney Vs. Witness

SouthOfHeaven — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:06:20 GMT

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
_______________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________ ______________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Is this a trick question?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh..... I was getting laid!
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
________________________________________________

-- And the best for last: ---

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Watchmen

Will Post For Food — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:52:39 GMT

+ YouTube Video
ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

Yeah, maybe there isn't a lot we can really discuss about it now since it's not out, but we can always discuss the novel as well (even though this is in the movies section).

This movie is gonna knock my pants off. This will beat the Dark Knight and Watchmen will reign surpreme as the best graphic novel/comic book movie ever. Well I hope. I loved the Dark Knight though and if this surpasses it then we'll be in for a treat.

Sum random bullshit about me

SouthOfHeaven — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:13:00 GMT

What time are you starting this 09.45
Name BrandiiJae
Nicknames SoH ;Panda( my grand dad ONLY) ; Brandii
Date of birth 11.01.1986
Sex Yes please :D wait.. erm.. I mean Female.. I mean who names their boy Brandii?
Height 5'6" ish...
Eye color Brwn
Where were you born?: Hawaii..
# of candles on your last birthday cake?: I don't remember the last time i had a birthday cake
Pets?: 2 puppies ( mini schnauzer and a cocker )
Hair color?: right now its dark redish blackish
Piercings?: Two in each ear and tongue ( but i'm letting that hole close) and .....
Town you live in?: Omaha
Favorite foods?: MeatLoaf!! (which sounds FANTASTIC btw )
Ever been to Africa?: Nopperz
Been toilet papering?: Lmao YES!!
Love someone so much it made you cry?:Yes but then I got over it...
Been in a car accident?: Several and a motorcycle accident too.
Croutons or bacon bits?: OO love salads.. gotta be croutons
Favorite day of the week?: Tuesday // Sunday
Favorite resturant?: Mings
Favorite flower?: Tiger Lilly
Favorite sport to watch?: Football!
Favorite drink?: Lemon Iced Tea
Favorite ice cream flavor?: oo Home made turtle sundae by ben and jerrys!!
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Disney
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Toxic Hell
Carpet color in your bedroom?: White
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: I failed 2 times ( i get distracted what can i say)
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Barnes and Nobles
What do you do most often when you are bored?: start cook random shit.. (thats how i discovered how to make a runza cassrole)
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I work at a call center so it takes little to annoy me, its not really SAYING something . i HATE it when someone is talking to me When I feel sleepy
Favorite TV show?: Nip/Tuck , Paranormal State, House Hunter, John and Kate + 8, My house is worth WHAT
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Cj and I went out last weekend :D
Been out of country?: Recently? NO! In my whole life? Yes
Believe in magick?: ... not sure..
Ford or Chevy?: Chevy
What are you listening to right now?: the clicking of keyboards and Michelle taking her call ...
Have you ever failed a grade?: NO, just a class!! Does that count?
If you have, what grade did you fail?: Umm... I failed Anatomy & psy. because i hated the cunt of a teacher I had..
Do you have a crush on someone?: only my husband :D
Do you have a bf/gf?: yes :smile:
If so, what is their name?: Cj
What are you wearing right now?: pink work shirt kahkais
Would you have sex before marriage?: Yes
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Not that I know of.. I had mad respect for a few of them though
Are you a virgin?: No
Do you smoke?: Yes
Do you drink?: Yes
Are you ghetto?: Lmao I can be..
Are you a player?: Have been..
What are your favorite colors?: Pink Green
What is your favorite animal?: panda
Do you have any birthmarks?: yes on my bum.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Kinda.. i got into a fight when i was downtown and a market rat attacked me.. she hit me and broke my lip but i hit her and broke her jaw ;)
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: People from Michigan
Have you ever been slapped?: yup
Do you get online a lot?: damn near daily (not sundays and tuesdays though if i can avoid it)
Are you shy or outgoing?: With people I know outgoing, but I can be shy, I dunno, depends what type of mood I am in!
Do you shower?:I sure hope i shower otherwise i'd be pretty smelly
Do you hate school?: ehh never bothred me much
Do you have a social life?: Yupperz and I just started hanging out with Tabby onm Mondays so its looking up lmao
How easily do you trust people?: Not that easily.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Prolly!
Would you ever sky dive?: Hell yes!
Do you like to dance?: Yeh, and I'm pretty good too.
Do you like to travel?: I love it, even though I was travel sick when I was young.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: Nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Nope.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Eventually
Are you spoiled?: I was when i was younger
Are you a brat?: Can be :D
Have you ever been dumped?: Yup once.. Fuckin Kenny lmao .
Have you ever gotten high?: oh yes.
Do you like snapple?: YES LOVE SNAPPLE STRAWBERRY KIWI!
Do you drink a lot of water?: Yeh, it's free in work!
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest whitning with breath strips.
Do you have a cell phone?: Yup
Do you have a curfew?: Nope
Who do you look up to?: I learn things off loads of people, I dont look up to anyone, I am my own person. Except I do respect everyone, especially people who have doen well for themselves.
Are you a role model?: I would like to think I could be.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: nop :(
What name brand do you wear the most?: Paris Blues
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: my wedding and engagement rings .
What do you want pierced?: nothing.
Do you like takin pictures?: Yeh, it;s great fun!
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: I nope
Do you have a tan?: Not really, I seriously need to go abroad.
Do you get annoyed easily?: Depends what side of the bed I wake up on, but not really.
Have you ever started a rumor?: of course and anyone who says they dont is lieing!
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yes?
Do you have your own pool?: my grandparents do .
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Boxers
Do you have any siblings?: Yes 2 bros and a sis
Have you ever been played?: yes.
Have you ever played anyone?: Yeh, ONCE and i was a baby!!
Do you get along with your parents?: Kinda.
How do you vent your anger?: Usually take it out on Cj
Have you ever ran away?: Well, I left a note once.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: Kinda?
Do you even have a job?: Yep, and I love it!!!
Do you daydream a lot?: *stares into distance*
Do you have a lot of ex's?: Well, how many's lots? Ok, Yeh!!!!
Do you run your mouth?: I can I get quite mouthy at times...
What do you want a tattoo of?: my family frog.
What do you have a tattoo of?: too many to name ( gettin impatiend with this thing
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Which one? Last one was actually quite good looking !
What does your most recent crush look like?: Looks an awful lot like Cj lmao
Whats her/his name?: Cj
Have you ever been bitched out?: Yes!
Are you rude?: NO, I have always been told I am too polite.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: that I sound so nice (again i work at a call center) .
Do you like getting dirty?: Definately
Are you flexable?: Yeh, I do gymnastics.
What is your heritage?: Irish German Indian(sioux) Pressian
What is your lucky number?: 6
What does your hair look like right now?: smooth and down?
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: No way, my meats are too important to me.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: a pretty red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Have before and he was too childish.. .
Would you ever date someone older than you?: yup ;)
When was the last time you were drunk?: a few days ago
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Not many really, phones ringing do my head in.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?:Yes ;) .
When was the last time you went on a date?: Last weekend.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: Mother
Do you cry a lot?: yes.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Uh, yeh, I have been guilty of that.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: What do you want?
Are you the romantic type?: yes
Have you ever been chased by cops?: lmao funny you should ask.. in short yes
What do you like most about your body?: my eyes.
What do you like least about your body?: Myfeet(i HATE feet) .
When did you have your first crush?: kindergarten
When was the last time you threw up?:After eating Arbys.. NEVER AGAIN.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Dark
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: No chance, maybe after I have excersised a little more.
What about cleavage?:yes all the time lol .
Is your best friend a virgin?: No.
Have you ever fucked someone up?: yes i am a great mind fuck.
Have you ever been fucked up?: Yeh.
What theme does your room have?: no theme looks very uhm.. boring?
What size show do you wear?: 8
How are you feeling right now?: i wanna go home!!!
When was the last time you were at a party?: o shit.. st pattys day!!!!
Have you ever given a lapdance?: lol kinda
Have you ever recieved one?: Yes.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:Several.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: A little too quiet at times. and on the oppisite end.. i get a lil too loud at times
What is one of your good qualilties?: I am kind-hearted and a good friend.
Would you marry for money?: hell no
What do you drive?: 2007 Kia Rondo .
When was the last time you cried in school?: When i blacked out adn had no idea where i was my Jr year.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: Nopers.
What kind of music do you like?: I am very varied in my music tastes.
Would you ever bungee jump?: Hell yes!!.
What is your worst fear?: Dying, and noone coming to my funeral.
Would you ever join the army?: No
Do you like cows?: Cows stink but taste awesome!!!!
If you were to die today, what would you do?: spend every moment with my family let them know how much i loved them
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b? I love you
Do you like to party?: yes from time to time.
Hearts or broken hearts?: Hearts
Moons or stars?: stars
Coke or pepsi?: Pepsi
Favorite scent?: Cjs Lucky colone .
Favorite band?: fratellis ( i know looser style)
Would you ever dye your hair red?: yup :D !
How many languages can you speak?: english kinda spanish.. and a TINSY bit of german
What time are you finishing this?: 10.11

Simpler?

SouthOfHeaven — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:07:38 GMT

Quick question! Is there anyway to condense down the forum and subforums? Reason I'm asking.. it's very confusing to a new member where to post things and what not.. too many options.. i unno.. maybe just compact it down a bit?

Assisted Suicide?

SouthOfHeaven — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:03:04 GMT

Now I appologize if there is a thread about this already BUT..

Should assisted suicide be an option to terminally ill people? Why or why not?

Baby Names

SouthOfHeaven — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:47:07 GMT

Okay so I know I'm on a forum with MOSTLY guys ( crazy shitt) BUT what baby names do ya'll like??

For me I LOVE the name Namine' Sky (yes its from a video game and no i don't care :P )

Or Rumer Jade Marie

or Deagan Patrick

.or Xchyler James..

what about ya'll?

Post a sex fact!

Dan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:22:11 GMT

I got a couple:

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

Active sex burns about 250 calories every 30 minutes.

Hey.

Berserk — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:40:33 GMT

New person here to chill, and hang out.

So today I picked up....

Polyz — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:31:19 GMT

A new keyboard! The logitech wave :) It's very comfy and the keys are silent. Plus I can change keys to run programs/go to sites/ect. It's hard to get used to though :(

I am

Fallen — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:55:53 GMT

Fallen, Hello :blah: